The war on women’s health
Hey,
Women everywhere are suffering with digestive issues, insomnia, and hormonal imbalances.
They are stressed and anxious, fatigued and overwhelmed.
The “best” the disease industry has to offer them is SSRIs, estrogen pills, and other harmful poisons and procedures.
And the ones that refuse are left trying to figure it out on their own.
The bloodwork doctors run is useless at best, and they are told “they are fine” or “it’s all in their head and they must be treated for ‘depression’.”
Anarchapulco presenter and functional health practitioner and longevity author, Christian Yordanov, has seen this play out hundreds of times over the past years.
He woke up to the scam in 2017 when his wife – a former professional ballerina whose health was destroyed by her gruelling training regimen – was put on antibiotics FOUR times in the first year they were together. After developing thrush, the men in the butchers’ coat decided to put her on birth control, which made her feel absolutely horrendous and strained their relationship.
And we’re told that this is the pinnacle of science and medicine?
Since then, he has seen first-hand the horrors his female clients were put through at the hands of clueless and callous doctors.
Women being put on birth control in their teens, only to be prescribed SSRIs later on.
Others who suffered with digestive problems for 5, 10, and even 15 years without ANY help from the practitioners they visited.
Women who suffered with sleep problems, endless fatigue, and out-of-whack hormones without getting any support along the way.
As if that’s not bad enough, Christian has seen many of his clients further wreck their health trying the various fads and trends that have popped out over the past decade.
Things like fasting, low-carb diets, cold-plunges, and a plethora of scam supplements.
Though he has tried all of these fads too, he eventually learned that you can’t fix fatigue and gut problems by starving the body of energy and nutrients.
Especially with women, who are much more sensitive than guys to these stressors.
And you can’t fix insomnia, anxiety and depression by depriving yourself of carbohydrates and stressing your body with more exercise or cold showers or Wim Hof breathing.
Yet women come to him every week that have tried “all the things” and yet they are still dealing with a bunch of health issues.
This is why Christian created his health optimization and longevity program, The Live Longer Formula. To help those who have “tried everything”, did “all the tests”, and are still searching for answers.
It is designed to help you identify and address the underlying imbalances that are contributing to your lack of energy, digestive trouble, poor sleep, and hormonal imbalances – WITHOUT stressing your body further.
It is a six-month program built around one core idea: find what is actually imbalanced, and address it… Not with band-aids or with symptom suppression, but with a comprehensive, personalized protocol built specifically for you.
The process begins with a thorough assessment covering symptoms, nutrition, lifestyle, sleep, stress, and health history in far more depth than any doctor's appointment ever has.
From there, Christian uses affordable state-of-the-art functional lab testing – including a food sensitivity test where the lab exposes your blood directly to various foods and measures your inflammatory response (not like the useless IgG test available everywhere), and an at-home urine test revealing over 120 markers related to oxidative stress, nutrient deficiencies, mitochondrial function, neurotransmitter imbalances, and toxic burden.
These are tests that many (if not most) doctors have not even heard of…never mind actually being able to interpret them.. (Christian knows this because has had multiple doctors, osteopaths, chiropractors, and other health practitioners as clients who have not even heard of these tests.)
Based on all of that, he builds a fully personalized health plan covering gut rebalancing, detoxification, liver support, hormone balancing, nutrition, supplementation, and sleep optimization – everything mapped out in detail so there is no guesswork, no more trial and error, and no more years of suffering through things that should have been addressed long ago.
Then, he guides and supports you along the way to make sure you are never stuck wondering what to do next and know exactly what to focus on. During the entire program you have direct chat access to him and three Zoom calls every week where you can get all the support and help you’ll need.
If any of this resonates, Christian has a free masterclass available right now at https://www.livelongerformula.com/anarchapulco, where he breaks down some of the most popular health practices right now that you may be doing that could be sabotaging your health in the longer term (even if they are providing you with symptomatic relief right now).
It is well worth your time. Share it with every woman in your life who deserves better than what the disease-care system has handed her.
And when you are ready to stop guessing and the trial-and-error and start getting real answers, you can book a free Metabolic Function Assessment with Christian if you want to discuss your health situation with him.
It is a 45-60 minute conversation on Zoom where he will review your case, pinpoint where the biggest imbalances are likely hiding, and map out a clear path forward for you. No obligation to go further if it is not the right fit.
But for most women who show up to that call – it is the first time in years that someone has actually listened, actually looked, and had real answers and solutions.
You can watch watch his free masterclass here and apply for your free Metabolic Function Assessment if you want to discuss your situation:
https://www.livelongerformula.com/anarchapulco
To your health,
P.S. Look at what this client said after a couple of months on Christian’s program (she and her husband go to the Cleveland Clinic for “the best” care and her cousin is a top cardiologist in her home town…)
